Castelvetrano Olives
gluten free, vegan
Hush Puppies (6)
gluten free
Cheesy Breadsticks
With ranch + marinara sides
vegan
Green Goddess-Que Salad
Iced Tea
Lemonade
Arnold Palmer
Golden Chai
$32.00
Cold Brew Coffee
$16.00
Olipop Can
Mexican Coke
Topo Chico
Basic Cheese
Vegan Cheese
Gluten Free and Vegan Crust
Dino Kale
Mushrooms
Red Onion
Ricotta Cheese
Roasted Red Pepper
Spicy Giardiniera
Beyond Veggie Sausage (Vegan)
Italian Sausage
Pepperoni
Barbecue
Buffalo
House Ranch
Marinara
House Tiramisu
Almond Croissant
Choco Chip Cookie
Double Chocolate Pepita Bread
The Bestest Seller
House sausage (chicken or pork), cheese, bacon jam, garlic chive mayo on biscuit
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Beyond bestest: sub tomato jam + Beyond veg sausage
Vegan bestest: sub just egg, vegan cheese on sourdough
The Best Seller
Egg, bacon jam, garlic chive mayo, cheesy biscuit
Green Eggs + Jam
Buttery kale, garlic chive mayo, balsamic onion jam
Vegan Green Sammie
Kale, just egg, onion jam, vegan chive mayo on sourdough
Cheese/vegan cheeze, or veg sausage $1.50
Classic Sammie
Scrambled egg (or just egg), choice of bread + mayo
Rotating Special Sammie
Ask us about our special sammie of the month!
Varies
Build Your Own Sammie
Start with egg or just egg! Choose bread, mayo, proteins + extras. Customize to your heart's content!
Cheesy Herb Biscuit
Cheesy Herb Cornbread
Sourdough
Bagel
Focaccia
Tomato
Balsamic Onion
Spreadable Bacon
Plain, Chive, Chipotle
Kale
Sauteed Onions
Extra Egg
Cheese or Vegan Cheese
Nueske's Ham
Bacon
Pork or Chix Sausage
Beyond Veggie Sausage
1 Egg*
2 Eggs*
Side Gravy
Bacon Slices (3)
Pimento Grits
Old Bay Taters
Side Kale
Good N Hot Cinny Rolls
Baked fresh, glazed + sprinkled to order
Donuts
Always vegan! Flavors rotate daily
ea
The Strip Mall Bowl*
Pimento grits, 3 slices bacon, crispy potatoes, + 2 eggs sunny or scrambled
Grits N' Greens Bowl*
Pimento grits, blistered kale + 2 eggs sunny or scrambled
Vegan option: sub in just egg
Biscuits + Gravy*
Split biscuit topped with gravy (chicken, pork, or veggie sausage) + 2 eggs sunny or scrambled
Breakfast Hash*
Potatoes, onions, kale in bell pepper butter + spices, just egg(v) or egg; choice of buttered toast
Add ham, bacon or sausage (veg, meaty)
Breakfast Burrito
Chipotle mayo, potatoes, cheese, and eggs in flour tortilla
Smokey: with crispy bacon, smoky Nueske's ham
Kale'n'it with kale + onions
Vegan: sub in just egg + v chz on the kale'n'it
The Deluxe Scramble
Two eggs, Nueske's ham, onions, blistered kale + cheddar. Choice of jam, side of toasted cornbread
Perfect Lox Bagel
Wild salmon, plain or spicy giardiniera cream cheese, capers, red onions, black pepper
Toasted bagel + cream cheese
Kids combo (egg, choice toast, jam)
Toasted biscuit + butter
Yogurt parfait
Mocha
Housemade Valrhona syrup
dirty chai
Brewed from scratch "golden chai"
Native Maple Latte
Pure maple extract, liquid smoke
Salted Caramel Latte
Vegan housemade caramel syrup
Made in-house with oat milk, toasted spices, fresh turmeric + ginger, organic cane sugar,
MAKE IT "DIRTY" with double espresso shot!
Cafe Du Monde
Cold brew (16 oz)
Americano
Cappuccino
Latte
Hot Chocolate
Hot Tea
(black, herbal)
Iced 16 oz
Iced tea (black, herbal)
Fresh Orange Juice
Can/Bottled
Mexican Coca-Cola, olipop, mineral water
Cake Donut
Chocolate Chip Cookie
Blueberry Muffin
DBL Choc Pepita Bread Slice
Breakfast Hash
Yukon gold potatoes, sweet potatoes, onions, and kale, sautéed, seared, and tossed in a red pepper herb butter. Delicious! Veggie/gf. vegan option available. Serves 12 as entree, 20 as side
$65.00
With scrambled egg $20.00
With just egg $30.00
With nueske's ham $20.00
Greens Scramble
Mix of eggs and sauteed dino kale
Veg out Scramble
Mix of eggs, kale, onions, peppers + mushrooms
$70.00
"Dad" Scramble
Mix of eggs, Nueske's ham, onions + kale
$80.00
Add Protein to Your Scramble!
With Wisconsin cheddar $15.00
With Nueske's ham $30.00
With house chix or pork sausage $25.00
With vegan cheese $20.00
With beyond veggie sausage $30.00
Get Toasted
Choose from cheesy herb biscuits, cheesy herb cornbread sourdough focaccia comes with butter/vegan butter. Add on jams
24 pieces toasted
$20.00
$36.00
Veggie Burrito
Fresh veggies, onions, potato chips, scrambled eggs, cheese blend + chipotle mayo
$85.00
Make them vegan $10.00
Smokey Burrito
Crispy bacon, Nueske's ham, scrambled egg, cheese, potato chips, chipotle, mayo
$95.00
Make It a Lox Platter
1 lb smoked wild-caught salmon, red onion, capers, cucumber, tomato
$75.00
Fresh Fruit Platter
4 Types of fresh, ripe fruit. Half tray serves 8-10; full tray serves 15-20
$50.00
individual 9 oz cups (minimum 6) $6.00 per each
Tossed Kale Salad
Lacinato kale tossed in house ranch, pickled onions half tray serves 10-15
$35.00
House Greens Salad
Mixed greens, cucumbers, tomato, pickled onions with house vinaigrette half tray serves 10-15
$40.00
Bacon Slices
12 servings (2/person) other protein sides available
Breakfast Taters
Yukon gold potatoes fried to perfection and tossed in old bay seasoning half serves 8-15/full serves 15-25
$30.00
$60.00
Yogurt Parfaits
Full-fat yogurt, housemade granola, mixed berry fruit compote (9 oz each)
ea $6.50
Mexican Coca-Cola
12 oz
Olipop, assorted flavors
16 oz
Sparkling Mineral Water
Classic Platter
6 sammies with a choice of protein, mayo + bread
$48.00
Variety Platter
6 sammies with egg, an assortment of vegetarian jams and mayos
$55.00
Bestest Platter
6 of our most #1 sammie: the bestest! Bacon jam, choice of sausage, chive mayo + cheese
Can be veggie or vegan! $75.00
Green Egg Platter
6 sammies with onion jam, chive mayo, and buttery kale with choice of egg (just egg for v option)
Custom Platter
Don't follow the crowd-build your own! 6 sandwich min, no more than 3 variations per platter
prices vary
Veggies (kale, onion)
Cheddar
Nueske's Ham or Bacon
House Pork/chix Sausage
Donut Platter
26 of our infamous, vegan-friendly cake donuts. Flavors change daily, inquire for options
It Gets Butter Platter
Serves 15. 40 savory fresh baked bites--choose from cheesy herb biscuit, cheesy herb cornbread (gf), or mix; choice of two 8 oz containers of spreads
Whipped butter, tomato jam, balsamic onion jam, spreadable bacon jam $15.00
Lil Smack Platter
Serves 10-12. 5 berry muffins 5 chocolate chip cookies and 5 slices dbl chocolate bread
Custom Sweets Platter
Choose from: donuts, almond croissants, banana bread, cinnamon rolls, muffins, choc pepita bread, choc chip cookie. 6 piece min
Prices vary
Quiche Platter
Flakey buttermilk quiche. Cut in 6 or 8 slices
Veggie + cheddar bacon onion cheddar $5.00
Organic Half and Half
Organic Simple Syrup
Oat Milk
House vanilla + salted caramel syrup available
96 oz local Halfwit drip (hot)
$26.00
96 oz hot chicory Cafe du Monde
$23.00
Halfwit Coldbrew
.5 gal $19.00
1 gal $34.00
House-Made Golden Chai
Gallon House Lemonade
$25.00
Gallon Seasonal Fruit Lemonade
$28.00
Gallon Fresh Squeezed Orange Juice
